My Favorite Cat Quotes
"With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?"
- Fernand Mery
"For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat."
"There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat."
- Tay Hohoff
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
"No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch."
- Leo Dworken
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
More Cat Quotes
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Everything else is a scratching post.
Cat people are generally not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives?
If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat.
No outfit is complete without cat hair.
When cats feel nauseous they think, "I hope I can make it to the couch."
Cats And Dogs Quotes
Cats are roommates. Dogs are kids.
Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
Dogs think they're human. Cats wouldn't stoop that low.